It didn't occur to me to do a blogspot on nails before but my nails grow really long and strong, everyone always asks me how and why, I never really and don't really know why but ima share some tips and break some myths.

1. "Drink Milk" - the question is, have I ever successfully completed one glass of milk!? LOL I wouldn't say je detest milk but it isn't on my top 40! #MYTH!

2. "Washing Breaks Your Nails" - I wash! I wash myself, I wash my hair, I wash my hands LOL oh and I do wash dishes. Your nails are a bit funny after washing, they go like see-through! Or are those just mine? Awkwarddd, mega awks. LOL yeah but you can wash the whole of Essex and still have nice nails so #MYTH!

3. "Nail Hardeners Make Your Nails Well.. HARD" - as the first question, have I ever used one coat of nail hardener in my life!? Noooo amigas! If I have nail hardener on me, I would have been able to breakdown the ingredients and disprove this theory for you but I ain't gotsss any, #MYTH!

4. Protein - dunno if you know but I loves me some protein, e.g. CHICKEN! I eat lots of chicken and lots of fish (sincere condolences to any vegans out thereee #MegaAwks!) and lots of everything else ToBePerfectlyHonest! I know protein has contributed to my healthy nail growth, remember keratin is the basis of our nails and hair! So protein will stimulate bootyfurl strong growth! #TIP!

5. WARER. WAHTA. aka H2O aka the chemical reaction of 2 hydrogens and uno oxygen aka water! Read my post on water :) 100% has contributed to my nails. #TIP!

6. Filing! Ok, so lemme just once quickly assess the myth of 'split ends' (hair) - "if you cut off your hair, it will grow!" eeeh eeeh (I tried to imitate that buzzer sound when someone gets an answer wrong but failed miserably, please feel free to share better attempts). Cutting off split ends will prevent breakage. Preventing breakage will encourage growth in the sense that your hair has a better medium to grow and isn't breaking however the cutting of split ends does not directly correlate with growth as imagine you cut your SE (I abbreviate when I CBB [can't be bothered!] besides I said 'split ends' like 674467 times, oh gosh 674468 times now!) and don't look after your hair, it may break/split again. Same with nails, ALL I do is file my nail(s) when I see any sort of crack or damage just to prevent it from breaking and it works! Similar to the "search and destroy" method but for nails! #SuperDuperImportantTIP!

Yeah so that tiny blogspot WILL help you grow fantabulously bootyfurl nails! See some pics of my nails, 100% natural, all mine. Enjoyyy. Hasta la vista bonitas!

& last but not least, girrrls get yo damn hands out of yo mouth & stop biting your goddam nails! :)

Lalala loveyoulongtime!